

[Lyrics 1]
Welcome to the Shork Café, where flavors like to flirt,
Our coffee’s strong and smooth, our cream’s a little curt.
Got a cherry pie that winks, and buns that steal the scene,
And yes, the waitresses are sharp—but only when you’re mean.
[Verse a capella]
Your banana’s safe with us, we treat it with respect,
Unless you order double cream—then who knows what comes next?
Our straws are thick, our shakes divine, no guilt and zero harm,
They’re all hand-milked from humans—don’t panic, that’s our charm!
[Chorus]
We stir your tea with sass, and plate you up a smile,
Our menu’s full of double takes and sweetness with some guile.
When you tip well, we might suggest… dessert with extra flair,
Just don’t ask what’s in the tart, unless you like to dare.

[Bridge, a capella chorus]
So pull up to the counter, get cozy in our booth,
We’re naughty by suggestion, but we never twist the truth.
Shork Café—come take a bite, no need to feel dismayed,
We’re fresh, we’re fun, we’re slightly wild… and very well-behaved.

